I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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