i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I take back everything I said about communal showers
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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