We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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