I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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