I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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