just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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