When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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