It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
