I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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