Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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