Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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