it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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