Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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