Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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