We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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