On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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