The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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