I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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