i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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