Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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