I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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