Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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