its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
porn star boner night. come get it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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