Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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