Dual....:-)
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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