You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize