I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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