definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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