He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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