New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
MIDGETS
????
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Congratulations! We have a period
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