Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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