why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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