i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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