You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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