Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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