it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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