I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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