dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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