the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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