Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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