North Korea, Best Korea!
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
