i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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