I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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