Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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