So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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