So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The Olympian is in my bed
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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