I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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