i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Boobs speak an international language.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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