So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
