My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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