You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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