ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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