We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
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