How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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