i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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