You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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