bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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